rules and regulation

every where you go or went there are rules and regulation. Example of such are the new no smoking rules. Rules and regulation are meant to obey and if such simple sentences of word are not obey, consequences will be severe.

below are some rules which i happen to come across.

1. the female always makes the rules.
2. the rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice
3. no male can possibly know all the rules
4. if the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules
5. the female is never wrong
6. if the female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male said or did
7. the male must apologise for causing said misunderstanding
8. the male is always wrong
9. the male may be right if he agrees with the femlae unless she wants him to disagree
10. the female may change her mind at all time
11. the male may never change his mind without the express written consent of the female
12. the female has ever right to be angry or upset at any time
13. the male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and /or upset
14. the female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry and /or upset
15. the male is expected to mind read at all times.

i know the above rules are very sexist in a way or another, very unfair to all guys right?
Neh <-- gals reaction.

anyway i came out with my last set of rule
16. Male need not necessary follow all the above rules stated.

We play by our own rules =)

and women don't chey me..