Can I join Real Madrid also?

as the recession is still on going and economic is bad, the company that I am currently in is not doing that well.

There are some restructuring and slimming down on manpower in the company.

Few of them are leaving and some of them are staying.

Well I was ask to take a 3 month no pay leave because of budget issue.

I don't earn a fat salary at all. It was not even peanut to start with.

Anyway I decided to look for a new job. A new environment and hopefully (X cross finger) with a slight increment.

Was searching over the net yesterday and came across topic of Ronaldo going over to Real Madrid with a 80 mil pound price tag. Which obviously create a big wooha in the circle. Although he just swore his loyalty few week or a month plus ago. However Real Madrid just sign Kaka for a price tag and now Ronaldo. Economic crisis does not post a threat to them.

Although the payment is on credit and to pay over the years, Real Madrid are still making lots of money over all the endorsement of Ronaldo and KaKa. I am seeing prospect in the football club over the years.

Here is my application to Mr Pevez

Hi Sire,

Am just wondering are you currently looking for a new waterboy or ball-picker?

I am not looking for a fat salary like what your player have.

I am willing to settle for a salary of 5k per month not per weekly base.

I am most likely willingly to travel.

Relocation is not a problem to me and I love changes.

Hope you can seriously consider me.

Regards
dong
ps. attach with this is my resume for your consideration.